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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.