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Mar 30, 2026

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Funny quote about weight and disappearance, playful warning against tracking on a poster.

Commentary:
"If you see a 'missing' poster featuring my real weight, just know I’m off the grid and living my best life 😂🏝️🚫🐱‍👤 #ForeverLost #WitnessProtectionDiet"

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If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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