If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Accidentally socializing in the wild… send help! 🚶♂️➡️🏡😅 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public. You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart. When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home. I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited. “Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.
