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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.