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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll…

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll…

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Prepare the earplugs, folks, because tomorrow's karaoke night is going to be a "Yoko Ono hits high note" special! 🎤😂🎶

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, bar, entertainment, every, fun, fun activity, going, humor, karaoke, music, ono, parody, performance, sing, singing, song, style, tomorrow, where, yoko, Yoko Ono on Jul 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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