In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from. Commentary:When the birds and bees get drunk, even storks make questionable flight plans 😂🍼 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child. My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide. I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship. My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week. It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.