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In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

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When the birds and bees get drunk, even storks make questionable flight plans 😂🍼

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, awkward moment, baby, best, child, conversation, drunken, drunken night, family, family conversation, guess, honesty, humor, i, moment, night, parenting, response, retrospect, stupidity, where on Sep 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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