Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Commentary:
“Who needs self-improvement when you can just wear a snazzy jacket and pretend you’ve got it all together? 😎 Sometimes a killer outfit is all the therapy you need! 💁‍♂️ #Priorities”

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