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Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Just shared via Instagram:

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Making waves on Twitch:

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

Trending via Twitch:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

4 weeks ago

Witty text about replacing LOL with SALTS for a more accurate smile.

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"😂 Finally found my new go-to response! SALTS: The emoji of texts! 🧂📱"

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I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

49 shares on Reddit this month:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

92 shares on X this month:

So many people to disappoint, so little time.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

10 shares on Slack this month:

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

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I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

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My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

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Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

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If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

Spotted on X:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

Going viral on Discord:

If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Going bananas on Telegram:

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

Spotted on Threads:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

Trending via WeChat:

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Going bananas on X:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

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