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Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

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Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Making waves on Facebook:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Spotted on Twitch:

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Going bananas on X:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Trending via Slack:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

40 shares on Discord this month:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

18 shares on Discord this month:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

36 shares on Messenger this month:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

25 shares on Threads this month:

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

52 shares on X this month:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

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Making waves on Discord:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

Just landed via WeChat:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Spotted on Twitch:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Spotted on TikTok:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Freshly posted on X:

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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