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"Dear diary, today I attempted to conquer my inner demons through journaling…only to realize I've unintentionally solidified my suffering for eternity. 📔😂 #FailedTherapy"

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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Back to the Future and chill?

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Breaking news is really breaking me.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

39 shares on X this month:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

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They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Trending via Messenger:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Live now on Slack:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Back to the Future and chill?

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