Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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I would prefer not to.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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I’m running out of people I like.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.