My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.