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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Spotted on TikTok:

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

Making waves on Messenger:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Going viral on WeChat:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

Going bananas on Instagram:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

2 weeks ago

Funny quote about dental honesty and coffee addiction with a witty punchline.

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Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!

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I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

81 shares on Discord this month:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

99 shares on Threads this month:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

27 shares on Slack this month:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

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Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

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Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

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Breaking via Messenger:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Just shared via YouTube:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Freshly posted on X:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Breaking via YouTube:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

Trending via Pinterest:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Going viral on Twitch:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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