My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you’re trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!

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