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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.