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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.