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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.