💾 Save Image My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex. 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like the best game to play on a phone is Messaging Your Ex! 📱🔥 Who knew getting a response was the ultimate high score? 😂 #GameOnExes Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions. I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it. My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids. Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: asked, ex, friend, friends, games, humor, i, joke, kid, let, me, phone, relationship, text
