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I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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89 shares on Facebook this month:

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

33 shares on Discord this month:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

65 shares on X this month:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

36 shares on Slack this month:

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

90 shares on Slack this month:

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Just landed via Messenger:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

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I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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