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Mar 23, 2026

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

Witty quote about childhood innocence and adult treats, with a playful, nostalgic vibe.

Commentary:
I knew those bedtime stories were just a sweet cover-up for sundae parties! 🍦😄

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