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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?