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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ has copied:

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, whoโ€™s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

Am simultaneously the familyโ€™s black sheep and gold star, and thatโ€™s exactly why Iโ€™m the way I am.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

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โ€œStop recording everything and just enjoy the momentโ€ is asking me for videos from last night.

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Donโ€™t forget to make everything about you today.

Live now on Messenger:

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows Iโ€™m from the 1900s.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Just landed via Slack:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ has shared:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

Trending via Pinterest:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

Seen just now on Reddit:

Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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Iโ€™m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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