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My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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Sounds like your bed should be giving motivational speeches with its level of persuasion! ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜•

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