My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your bed should be giving motivational speeches with its level of persuasion! 🛏️😂☕ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow. My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job. Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.” The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed. My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.