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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.