My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.