My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t i… … Commentary:"Time to dust off my badge and go undercover as the neighborhood's top detective. Reporting live from Party-Proof Headquarters! 🚓🎉🔍 #UninvitedVibes" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to. I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party. My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.
