Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the on… Commentary:Tour guide: the perfect job for anyone who thrives on both steps and smugness! 🚶♂️💡😆 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit. Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone. A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time. Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.
