No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.
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“Who needs dating apps when you’ve got that winning combo of smiles and unhinged DMs 🚶😬💬 Let the games begin! #LoveInRealLife”

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