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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of y…

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of y…

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"Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affection, eat, enough, fitness, generate, heart, humor, i, intensity, irony, love, muscle, new, protein, romance, think, thought, today, witty on May 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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