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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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