No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of y… … Commentary:"Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate. There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before. Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting. Do you think protein wants to be in all these things? Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.