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None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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When did I become Bruh instead of Dad? Guess I'm off to study Gen Z lingo now! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š



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