Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.