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Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

Playful quote about a man jokingly comparing himself to a fly attracted to a Christmas tree farm.

Commentary:
Plot twist: I'm only in it for the pine-scented real estate! ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ™Œ


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