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Plot twist: I'm only in it for the pine-scented real estate! 🌲🤑🙌
Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
- Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.
- The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”
- Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.
- Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”