Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

Posted on by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Playful quote about a man jokingly comparing himself to a fly attracted to a Christmas tree farm.
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Plot twist: I'm only in it for the pine-scented real estate! 🌲🤑🙌

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