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Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.
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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?
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โYouโre an athlete,โ I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.
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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.
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