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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.