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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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You canโ€™t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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My most abusive relationship is with my own brain.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.

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Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

Playful quote about enjoying every room at home, humorously highlighting domestic comfort.

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Living that luxury lifestyle where my couch and stovetop become my guest rooms! ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฐ



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