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Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.