‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

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I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.