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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.