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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’