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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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