Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have. Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good. British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.” Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her. My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again. I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub. I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.