Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and care… Commentary:"Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub. I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them. I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa. I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.
