Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.
  • At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.
  • Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.
  • If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
  • I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.
  • Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.