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My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Seen just now on WeChat:

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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My first mistake of my life was my birth.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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New term for people with jobs: emploids.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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They expect me to work at work.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Keep the laugh going 😂

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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