The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think ab… Commentary:"When the snooze button and I have a toxic relationship. 🛌⏰😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier. I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it. Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again! My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed. For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.