The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When the snooze button and I have a toxic relationship. πβ°π" Related Funny Quotes π€ Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’ People who say that they donβt have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier. I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it. My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed. For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.