The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah yes, the one-mouse conspiracy: they just change disguises whenever we blink! 🐭🕵️♂️🤣" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with. I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week. When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created. If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”. Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.