The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When my phone and my bank account are in a race to see who hits zero first ππ±πΈ Related Funny Quotes π€ I hate checking my bank account after having a good time. I donβt even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if itβs godβs will, money will be debited. My bank account is also in retrograde. Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay. My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.