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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted…

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted…

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"When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, attraction, crush, eyes, flirting, humor, humor quote, i, joke, officer, playful, police, reason, romance, witty on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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