The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself. Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car. I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid. I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.
