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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Humorous text about attraction and police, playful and witty in tone.

Commentary:
"When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. πŸš”πŸ‘οΈπŸ˜‚"


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