The sexual tension between me and the person Iβm not supposed to have any sexual tension with. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When youβre starring in your own romcom, but nobody told the other person πΏπ π₯ Related funny posts π Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary. Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love. Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person. Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.