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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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Breaking via Twitch:

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

Going viral on Pinterest:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I suffer from awesomnia.

Live now on YouTube:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Seen just now on X:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Making waves on Messenger:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

2 months ago

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In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

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I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

75 shares on Threads this month:

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

39 shares on Threads this month:

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

12 shares on X this month:

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

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Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

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The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

Making waves on Slack:

I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

Spotted on Discord:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Just landed via Twitch:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Making waves on TikTok:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Making waves on TikTok:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Keep the laugh going 😂

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

Overthinkaholic!

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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