The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50. Commentary:"Memory of a goldfish in training! 🐠 P.S. If you see my keys, remind them who I am! 🔑😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now. No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes. Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly. Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know. Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.