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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.