There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.