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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.