They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew my soulmate would have a couch and a notepad? 🤦♂️🛋️📝 Related funny posts 😂 I think my soulmate might be carbs. The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life. A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch. In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button. Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.