They’re making me get out of bed.

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Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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