This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymor… Commentary:🌍✈️ Looks like I became a full-time resident of Airplane-ville. I just ordered a monogrammed seat cushion! 🎒🍼😅 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight. Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes. Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700. Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too. Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?
