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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.