Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.