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Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.