Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Starting the day with kindness… but keeping the "grumpy" option on standby just in case 😄😜☕️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us. The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all. When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason. I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up. Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.