Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.