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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.